Welcome to the Future: Natural Birth Now Illegal – Gen 6 Artificial Wombs Approved

Amendment NB6702 just passed the Planetary Senate: natural birth is now illegal.

Reasons cited: disease, genetic abnormalities, viruses, immune deficiencies, neglect, narcotics during pregnancy—and endless other risks to baby and mother. “The natural way was always unnatural.”

Enter Gen 6 artificial wombs (odd Gen 6 models). Watch your child develop in real time. Big upgrades from Gen 5—no more changing amniotic fluid every two weeks.

Top vendors: Tesla, Microsoft, Google, Apple. (That epidermis-missing software glitch vendor? Bankrupt and gone.)

With the Art App, customize everything as a family:

• Blue eyes? Done.
• Black skin? Done.
• White hair with blue curls? Done.

Gender selection: 369+ options available.

Brain encoder lets you pick traits:

• Deep thinker
• High intelligence
• Bookworm
• Party animal
• Or hit random and trust the algorithm

Ready to start a family? Buy your R3 Gen 6 today.

Requirements:

• Birthing license (Federation Code R1369P7)
• Written approval from Planetary Senate (per amendment index)

No returns. Tax on important parts waived for two years. Birth abuse is real—give them the best chance. Report violations.

Dystopian ad vibes or near-future reality? You decide.